CHRISTMAS GIFTS & IDEAS

Firestarter kit. Because who hasn't wanted to start a fire for whatever reason - i.e. stalled car, camping trips, ex's hair.

 

$16

http://www.core77.com/ultimategiftguide/2010/12/firestarter-kit.asp

Mousetrap Coffin. Because mice don't know what coffins are for.

$20.25

http://www.atypyk-e-shop.com/boutique/fiche_produit.cfm?ref=AT29184&type=2&code_lg=lg_us&num=0

Knife Magnet. Because it's creepy and cool, win/win.

 

$9.99

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/e5b2/

Unicorn Meat. Because it's healthier than Avatar meat.

$11.99

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/?pfm=holiday2010_topgifts_15

Waterbuoy Miniature Flotation Device. Because sometimes Blake drives his boat really fast.

$9.99

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/travel-outdoors/cdd8/

Subtle Butt Odor Neutralizer. Because God made Mexican food.

 

$9.95

http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemType=PRODUCT&itemID=15748

Floating Shelf. I don't know why.

 

$25.70

http://www.das-rote-paket.de/en/products_shop_area/detail/21-0-30.floating_shelf_salkim.html

Bicycle Spokes Clock. Because it's green/eco-friendly and you want to seem like you care.

 

$16.00

http://www.etsy.com/listing/33466589/clock-made-from-a-recycled-bike-wheel?ref=vt_related_1

Dark Poplar Wooden Casket. Because everyone dies.

 

$1,795

http://www.dignifiedcaskets.com/Bellevue_Solid_Poplar_Hardwood_Casket_p/bellevue.htm